(Source: life-is-like-a-wineglass, via jennarivera)
Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
God Sent Me Drugs
I got my lazy heart pumping blood up
To my lazy brain
Lying face-down, suffocating
Too lazy to do anything about it
Oh, if you had me in a battle
I’d be the first to die
Don’t wanna sit up fold my hand or
Pray for life
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
When I get so sleepy, day-time naps
It’s barely nine AM
And Mother scolds me, but I ain’t changing
Don’t care where I am
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Why does the morning come? Hafta wake up
And then go to school
And walk to classes, do my homework
I am such a fool
But when did I agree to this nonsense
You all put me through
You take up my time, got no free time
To sleep for a day or two
But God sent me drugs and now
I’m feeling quite fantastic
I get stuff done, I’m going out
Got this focus in my head
What is this stuff? I love it, oh
Now I’m a brand new woman
I won’t go back to lazy me
Forgot to take my meds, and now
I’ve gotta suffer through
Two whole assignments that they gave me
So much stuff to do
I can’t remember how to do this
Oh, I just won’t do it now
But now it’s due, and I’m thinking
I’m such a lazy cow
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
But now I feel it building up,
This energy I know
And now I’m talking, won’t shut up
The world is moving slower
Wait, what are words? I can’t think straight
My friends all get annoyed
Productivity? Ha, what a joke
I’m gonna sprint a mile
But God sent me drugs and now
I’m feeling quite fantastic
I get stuff done, I’m going out
Got this focus in my head
What is this stuff? I love it, oh
Now I’m a brand new woman
I won’t go back to lazy me
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
I got my lazy heart pumping blood up
To my lazy brain
When I prayed for help I meant
My own strength to gain
But this will work, I guess
‘Cause I’m lazy me
God sent me drugs and now
I’m feeling quite fantastic
I get stuff done, I’m going out
Got this focus in my head
What is this stuff? I love it, oh
Now I’m a brand new woman
I won’t go back to lazy me
Now lets hope I don’t get addicted.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Let’s hope I don’t get addicted.
(Source: i-am-lord-trolldemort, via brittaniac)
Grey like the birds, grey like the sea. All of my blue has drained out of me.
(Source: meditatingmoonbeams, via theopenhearted)
